Mr Biff

Mr Biff is exceedingly well and has bourn with great dignity our moving house twice in the last 4 or 5 months.  We are now settled nicely into our house in Ilfracombe – a coastal resort in the North Devon -  and we are enjoying the Seaside very much.

Don’t let the sweet and innocent look on that dogs face fool you!

Biff has many new places to walk but unfortunately has developed a rather alarming(not to say smelly) habit.  He has discovered fox pooh!  Everytime he smells fox pooh on the horizon you can’t see him for dust.  He races to it as if his whole life depends on it.  He leaps in the air and launches himself at it and then rolls and rolls and rolls with all four legs in the air.  No amount of screaming or cajoling deters him  He is a dog with a mission and it must be completed or else.

Well!  The previously clean and pampered pooch is no more.  This brown – and without being too graphic .- GREEN dog comes bounding towards you with tongue hanging out, grin on the face, eyes wild with excitement ready to continue the walk.  We on the other hand want the walk to be over as the smell and pong on that dog is unbelievable.  The drive home to the inevitable bath can’t be too quick.

The Black and White photograph is from a photo shoot that we recently had done.  We had it taken for publicity.  Mr Biff came with us and had his photo taken as well and this is the end result.  He looks quite passable.  As for us two!  Hand out the cement filler and pass the airbrush. 

By the way,  it looks as if we are strangling poor Mr Biff  - of course we aren't  - he's just more interested in the piece of food on the table than having his photo taken!

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